Part one of term paper
One day, Dorko walks into a popular fast food joint for no other reason than that is where his feet took him. Taking haphazard bites from other customer's food, he crookedly makes his way to the line at a cash register. Of course, the act of getting in line was a complete accident. He stares at the menu; he stares at the employees; he stare ...

Part two of term paper
... in an alley until it gets dark out. We could stage the perfect act of random violence. Where are you going? Stop running!" Dorko stood in line for about a half hour. Not because of the lunchtime rush, but he just didn't know to move forward. Finally, after a nice shove from an angry customer, Dorko had his chance at the register. "Hello, how are you doing today?" asks Dorko. "You know, it's a funny thing. I was feeling just fine, but now I want to lose my lunch," replies ...