Part one of term paper
It was the first Friday night of the term. Sally, Fred, and Dean all started getting ready for a party. This of course was their first “frat” party. Sally wore her slinkiest dress, Fred had the funkiest clothes on and Dean wore his muscle man shirt. They went to the party and began to drink. The guests were in amazement at these thre ...

Part two of term paper
... makes her way around the party like a vulture. She must tell everyone how terrible life is treating her. She can be famous for saying “Nothing in life is fair,” or “This world sucks!” She is never satisfied until she has drank as much as she can and has informed half of the party of her problems. The best drunk known to man and this party was Fred Funny. Fred is the kind of drunk you want at every party. He has everyone on the floor, rolling in hysterics. He has people crying b ...