Part one of term paper
It all started at a brand new shiny 7-11 where Ghandi was stealing slurpies. Then Joey Buttofuoco walked in and said "Hey! Joey Buttofuoco over here!" He then walked down the aisle looking for condoms as he was planning a romantic evening alone. Kramer then slid in looking for Cuban cigars and Pillsbury Doughboy biscuits. As Ghandi was ab ...

Part two of term paper
... new waitress. As Kramer entered cheers he sat down, but he sat in Cliff's seat! Norm was shocked, but didn't say anything. Cliff entered the bar and almost had a heartattack. He walked up to Kramer and asked him what he was doing. Kramer said "I'm sitting here smoking a Cuban and having a beer." Cliff was so upset he took Kramer's beer and poured it over Kramer's head messing up his trademark hair. Kramer then took his beer nuts and threw them at Cliff. He ducked and they hit Norm. Edith, w ...