Part one of term paper
Welcome to the strange and scary forest of the future! I am your tour guide, Uncle Sam, and this is my buddy GOP. Yes, I do realize that he is an elephant! Now, for all of those of you who don’t know his name, spelled G-O-P, stands for “Grand Ol’ Party!” He is here to assist me today in taking you on the tour of the Dysfunctional ...

Part two of term paper
... of Current Issues,” then we’ll move onto frightening “Graveyard of a Democratic Future,” and lastly, I’ll take you to my favorite place. That, of course, being the plush “Valley of Future Republican Leaders.” Well, that’s about all. So, I guess we’re all ready to start this voyage. Unfortunately, there are many problems that are, in recent times, plaguing the nation. First thing that you’ll notice is a large growth of unnecessary government spending. According to the ...